This song is in Microsoft ads selling their nifty new motion detection add-on. The irony is that the lyrics are about bourgeoisie commercialism and alienation in capitalist societies.
lollll
I miss when the Simpsons was really good. But since Matt Groening poured all that effort in Futurama, I don’t mind so much.
It’s over. It’s all over.
And fucking Papelbon, the same guy that —-
Fuck it. I’m not going to dignify him with any explanation.
I can’t cheer for the Rays, so good luck Texas and Minnesota.
GOD THIS SUCKS SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Shitty Attempt At Baseball Journalism, Part the First
Game 153: @ Yankee Stadium 3, Or How Hope Flies Drunkenly The Face of Mathematic Impossibility Let’s start with the simple facts: my beloved Red Sox lie seven and a half games out of the wildcard spot with six games left against those domineering cocksuckers in pinstripes, the Motherfucking New York Goddamn Yankees.
EDIT #1: 10-3 MOTHERFUCKAHS
EDIT #2: 10-7 OH JESUS CHRIST OH JESUS CHRIST
EDIT #3: 10-8 FINAL SCORE MOTHERFUCKAHS
In case you were wondering
I’m stuck in a big empty house with no Internet on my laptop. I play hockey video games and drink Pabst. It’s a quiet life.
“Show me a ditch and I’ll dive in it. I feel safe, beyond the cares of the world “
OHGODI’MRUNNINGOUTOFPANORAMAS. Oh, well. Fourth of July fireworks downtown. The boat directly in front of us kept having problems with fireworks going off to early, about 10 feet (or less) above the boat. At least it didn’t essplode. As a frame of reference, this is the North Bank, directly across from that earlier panorama.
